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*unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that*

I think you mean subconsciously

no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life

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Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

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Thirteen? And it’s even worse because Bill Cosby has the fucking smuggest old black man public persona that I hate. Pull your pants up, black people. I was on TV in the ’80s. I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom. Yeah, but you raped women, Bill Cosby. So, brings you down a couple notches. I don’t curse on stage. Well, yeah, you’re a rapist, so, I’ll take you sayin’ lots of motherfuckers on Bill Cosby: Himself if you weren’t a rapist. …I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns. …I’ve done this bit on stage, and people don’t believe. People think I’m making it up. …That shit is upsetting. If you didn’t know about it, trust me. You leave here and google ‘Bill Cosby rape.’ It’s not funny. That shit has more results than Hannibal Buress.

Hannibal Buress, calling the shit out of bill cosby [x] (via bluemoonofkentucky)

I did not know this and now I am sad because I loved the Cosby Show so much up until I read this. :(

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when will it actually be cold I’m not going to be content until I’m freezing to death

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heres a tip if you want your feminism to be genuinely inclusive stop equating breasts, periods, XX chromosomes with femininity because a lot of women dont have these things and a lot of men and nonbinary people do have these things

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*secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost* :)

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british culture: imperialism, ugly accent, world’s worst food

don’t like it? LEAVE

You seem angry…relax…eat some bangers and mash

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does my messy hair and the dark circles under my eyes in combination with an oversized shirt and slutty underwear turn you on

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